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I have a tendency to be a bit of a fortune teller. Not a cool-tarot-card-gypsy-living-crystal-reading-fortune teller, but rather an oh-shit-get-your-armor-on-kind-of-fortune teller. I predict based on past experience that A will lead to B. Why? Because I passed junior high math class. Someone actually taught me how to predict. Because I've mixed yellow and blue. It's always green. Because I've tried to shovel the car out of 4 feet of snow. And failed. Hard. Because I've kic